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The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe

RESTAURANT AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE

… is one of the the most extraordinary ventures in the entire history of catering. It is built on the fragmented remains of an eventually ruined planet which is enclosed in a vast time bubble and projected forward in time to the precise moment of the End of the Universe.
This is, many would say, impossible.
You can arrive for any seating you like without prior reservation because you can book retrospectively, as it were, when you return to your own time.
This is, many would now insist, absolutely impossible.
At the Restaurant you can meet and dine with a fascinating cross-section of the entire population of space and time.
This, it can be explained patiently, is also impossible.
You can visit as many times as you like and be sure of never meeting yourself, because of the embarrassment this usually causes.
This, even if the rest were true, which it isn’t, is patently impossible, say the doubters.
All you have to do is deposit one penny in a savings account in your own era, and when you arrive at the End of Time the operation of compound interest means that the fabulous cost of your meal has been paid for.
This, many claim, is not merely impossible but clearly insane, which is why the advertising executives of the star system of Bastablon came up with this slogan:
“If you’ve done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?”

Suppenküche is now 22 YEARS OLD
Birthday-Costume-Dance-Party:
THURSDAY
MAY 14TH
5:00PM

This years party theme comes from the Douglas Adams sci-fi classic

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened.”

Our regular dinner service is cancelled and the Biergarten is closed – we have special food, bier, music, limited-edition T-shirts and more. As always, everyone is welcome to the costume party. Get creative, share some fun and drink with us to the next twentytwo(billion) years!